REPORT: Karma, In Its Indoor Soccer Form, Is Very Much Still A Complete Bitch

  • Jake O'Donnell

Goalkeepers are in a unique position in soccer, seeing as they have the ability to throw the ball at whatever the hell they want. It’s actually unique to sports, generally, seeing as a such a move would elicit and ejection in basketball, baseball, and billiards (we hope).

The only thing policing goalies’ distinct advantage, is karma, which clearly doesn’t care for pegging field players in their stupid heads.

[H/T Futuriz]