Rutgers Acts Like A 9 Year Old Before Michigan Satellite Camp In New Jersey
The very concept of satellite camps have been in the news for some stupid reason. Basically the camps, allows head coaches to come visit prospects around the country, as "guest" instructors at camps not located near their school. Jim Harbaugh has been a major proponent of them. Nick Saban hates them. And perennial little brother Rutgers is now against them too.
The students at Rutgers are so against Michigan holding a satellite camp in New Jersey that they pulled a devilish prank. This satanic plague even included a dastardly teddy bear!
You see Harbaugh's NJ camp was held at Paramus Catholic High School on Wednesday and when school officials arrived at the football field, they were stunned to find the field littered with Rutgers magnets, a teddy bear, and a letter declaring war on Michigan football. At least you have to give Rutgers a little credit for trying to start a rivalry right?
The "prank" on Michigan was played by the Rutgers secret society known as the Order of the Bull's Blood. The society wanted to make sure that all the recruits attending the camp knew that Rutgers was their home school and they didn't appreciate Michigan coming in and trying to steal players away. The Rutgers administration responded to Michigan's satellite camp by holding a joint satellite camp with Ohio State later this week.
After the prank was picked up by NJ.com, the Order sent this letter to NJ.com
Good God Mr. Harbaugh,
On behalf of Rutgers University
For reasons that we feel are needed to be expressed, go home.
Upon return, ponder your reasoning begin here. We all know why. Pipeline
Cause you are poaching New Jersey's brightest stars.
Knights are meant to fight in battle, and you have declared war.
You are stealing our sons and daughters, a speech is one thing, but football is another.
Our record in the Big Ten is nothing impressive, we are a growing program, but why are you picking on David?
Unless you're scared that you have awaken "The Sleeping Giant."
Right now, as you read this letter, understand that we are united as a people and ready to battle.
Save yourself before Rutgers Football arises with help from their powerful ally, The Ohio State University.
Eventually, Michigan will die. You will being to fade into the folklore of what was College Football.
Losing will become a tradition for the Wolverines.
Fence the Garden.
With Love, The 2016-2017 Class, The Order of Bulls Blood, Rutgers University
Yes, the first letter of each line spells out "Go Fuck Yourself". Yes, the Wolverines should be petrified that they will be cursed for the next 28 years. Yes, Rutgers needed to team up with the "powerful Ohio State University" in order to hold their own satellite camp.
Rutgers has a history of pulling pranks like this one. Like that time Mike Rice chucked a basketball at a player's head from 5 feet away. Those Scarlet Knights, just so hilarious.
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