This Oddly Sensual ESPN Bowling Promo Will Not Get You Jacked Up To Watch Bowling

  • Dylan Murphy

Though we didn’t see this one ourselves, we really, really hope it’s real. Because softly playing Busta Rhymes’ “I Know What You Want” featuring Mariah Carey while some dude caresses a bowling ball with a towel and Peter Weber (?) wipes the sweat off his forehead is just, well, wonderful. The PBA is on ESPN, everyone.