This Mind-Boggling Division III Basketball Statline Will Power You Through Your Morning

  • Jordan Rabinowitz

Blink a few times, rub your eyes, have a double-take or five, do what you need to do before you can finally believe that what you’re about to see before you is true. Here we go:

Taylor, a 5-10 sophomore, scored 138 points to set an NCAA single-game scoring record.

Taylor made 52 of 108 shots from the field, including 27 of 71 from 3-point range. He made 7 of 10 free throws. He managed all this in just 35 minutes of play.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Taylor of Grinnell College. And what have you done with your life?

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