This Pee Wee Touchdown Run Has Everything: Eat Your Heart Out, Adrian Peterson

  • Rick Chandler

All we know about this youth football play is that the running quarterback is named JD, and he absolutely dominates on this scoring run. Featured components:

• Taking on a tackler nearly twice his size and gobsmacking him with a shoulder.

• Outrunning at least seven opposing players.

• Eluding the next-to-last defender with a slick matador move.

• Teammate, No. 14, with an impressive illegal block in the back that should have negated the entire thing.

• This league, wherever it is, loves purple.

• Bad-ass stiff-arm disposes of last would-be tackler.

• Ref has zero chance of keeping up — is probably still winded three days later.