Today In Terrifying: Giant Light Fixture Falls On High School Wrestler

  • Dan Fogarty

Jesus. The wrestler, Michael McComish, who’s a senior at Madison High in South Dakota, would later tweet that he emerged relatively unscathed (“Just letting everyone know I’m fine! Stitches in my head.”) and we’re not exactly sure how. Congrats, Mike: for cheating death on this day, you’re the coolest kid in school for the foreseeable future.

[Bob’s Blitz]