USING THE TRUMP CARD: Why Giants Fans Need To Stop Feeding Into DeflateGate
Okay so apparently we're still doing DeflateGate. Good to know.
If you are from anywhere that's not Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont, Massachusetts or eastern Connecticut, you're probably going to love this kid's Halloween costume; declared by Sandra Golden of 680 The Fan to be the "winner of Halloween."
Yes that little guy is dressed as Tom Brady with deflated balls and a protruding Pinocchio nose; a clever twist on a decidedly tired costume idea. The kid, who the internet clarified is a Giants fan, is clearly the doing the bidding of his parents; which is a good thing because a grown man trying to pull that off would just be plain disturbing.
The only thing that I can't understand is why Giants fans are so salty about the Patriots? It would make sense if this kid and his kinfolk were Colts fans. Those poor people are still crying into their stale Deflate Cakes and broken cell phone cookies.
But the Giants are literally the only team that has the upper hand against the Patriots over the last fifteen years. They have the bragging rights that every other team and fan base salivates just thinking about. They have two Super Bowl rings that they can rub in the faces of Patriots fans for all of eternity... one for each middle finger!
So why the Deflate Hate Giants fans? Do you really want to wade in the sad, pathetic muck alongside sore-loser Colts and Ravens fans? You're better than that. Tom Brady is setting fire to the NFL right now. He's Adele. Just when you think there was no way she could come back and top herself, she goes and straight up demolishes Taylor Swift records like it's no big thing. Tom Brady is doing that; but like, with sports.
Don't add fuel to the fire guys. Just do you. You all can win your division at 8-8 and make it to the Super Bowl and no one would be surprised. Don't join the masses in the NFL pity party where dummies are still whining about cheating while the Patriots annihilate everything in their path.
You have the upper hand. Patriots fans are terrified of you. You have 18-1. You own that. All that those other fans have is DeflateGate and SpyGate and the soggy nachos they cry into every time they lose. But you have those two rings, and that's the ultimate trump card.
So act like you've been here before; because you're the only ones who can.