Lindsay Vonn’s Ex-Husband Sticks It To Tiger With Funny/Creepy Ex-Husband Tweet — NY Post Prints A “BALLS” Headline
If for no other reason, social media exists to help you make your ex's jealous. Post a couple of tasteful, tanned photos of you, with an expensive bottle of champagne, maybe on a secluded beach at dusk, surrounded by attractive people. That generally does the trick. If you're ex-wife is dating Tiger Woods, well, the ante is a bit higher.
You can't seem more athletic or successful than him, or better at sex apparently, so you'll either have to be funnier (not that hard) or hit him when he's down. Oh, and you can't rip off any New York Post headlines, either. Here's how professional ex-husband Thomas Vonn one ups Tiger using the internet:
No problem Masters tournament happy to call in and help. You always have to keep an eye on those cheaters ;)yhoo.it/Zh7TBu
— Thomas Vonn (@ThomasVonn) April 13, 2013
Taking credit for the anonymous whistle-blowing viewer who called in and notified Augusta of Tiger's admission of illegally taking his drop 2 ft futher than is legally allowed -- Thomas Vonn nailed this one. The Olympic skier and, more notably, person responsible for Tiger's girlfriend's last name, took a page right out of The Post by going after Tiger's propensity for "cheating." Rightfully so. Tiger did technically break the rules on Friday, and he is famous for, among other things, rampant promiscuity. So who can blame Thomas Vonn for getting in a little ribbing for her pleasure ;)
The New York Post does it every chance they get...
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