Watch Martellus Bennett Say The Word ‘Bacon’ 32 Times In One Interview
The New England Patriots locker room is generally cloaked in secrecy and shrouded in mystery, at least in comparison to most other NFL teams. You sometimes get the sense that at any moment, Bill Belichick is going to power down his droids and send the reporters flying into the parking lot of Gillette stadium like he's Darth Vader.
Every once in a while though, you get moments like this one.
According to Yahoo Sports' Shalise Manza Young, Martellus Bennett was asked a question about "striking gold" that led him to reference Canadian bacon; and from there his answer took a tailspin into an epic rant in which he mentions the word 'bacon' exactly 32 times.
"One minute you're talking about the moon, next thing you know you're talking about bacon."
If there's anyone that can even comes close to replacing Rob Gronkowski on the field and in the locker room, it's the pure delight that is Martellus Bennett. I don't know what the moon had to do with any of that, but does it matter?
No it doesn't, because he's smiling the biggest smile in America. No one smiles that much anymore, and it just makes me happy. Plain and simple.
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