Watching Shaun White Get A Haircut Is Like Watching A Bird Get Its Wings Clipped, Or A Tomato

  • Jordan Rabinowitz

All joking aside, The Flying Tomato is donating his signature auburn hair to Locks of Love, so no arguments here. And he still looks like a handsome devil. Despite his charitable move, I still think his removed hair would’ve looked great as a goatee.

I’m just upset that watching world class skateboarder/snowboarder Shaun White in action won’t entail those voluminous ginger locks flopping around anymore. I guess that makes him more aerodynamic?