What If Chris Webber Hadn’t Called Timeout? Likeliest Result: We Are Enslaved By Robots

  • Eric Goldschein

Remember when Chris Webber played for Michigan, and he called timeout in the 1993 NCAA Championship game against North Carolina, but his team didn’t have any and they went on to lose?

Here’s an alternate reality in which that doesn’t happen. Seems legit (via BobsBlitz):

Somebody turn this into a full-length feature and cast Ashton Kutcher as Chris Webber.