What The Heck Did Norwegian Soccer Player Elise Thorsnes Just Tweet?

  • Rick Chandler

Thorsnes, 24, is the talented striker for Norway’s national women’s team who is suffering from an abdominal injury. Will that keep her out of the European Championship finals in Sweden, which begin on July 10? If you know anything about the rivalry between Norway and Sweden, you know the answer to that. Let’s just stick a heat pack down those pants and get on with business.

Translation of the tweet above:

“Thank you for all inquiries regarding my vagina the report on TV 2. I’m doing fine without warm hands and the like.”

Gotta love Scandinavian TV news. It’s like our HBO.