You Break, You Buy: High School Baller Shatters Backboard

  • Jake O'Donnell

There are three things you can do in high school that will make you a God.

1) Nail the opening number from Carousel
2) Break the backboard in a game
3) Poop in one of the urinals

From what we know, Nubian Spann, of Panther Creek high school in central North Carolina, did one of these. One down, two to go. (Or just leave while you’re ahead.) Dunk of the fiscal year material? We don’t think so. But it gets an honorable mention on our list. See what we’ve got at number one, below…