Jose Canseco Thinks We Should All Have Sex Prison Style
Jose Canseco is definitely one of those people that just can’t stand prosperity. Not that Jose has a whole lot going for him, but any day Canseco is not in the news is a good day for Jose. Although it doesn’t happen often; at leaset not often enough...
On Friday we found out that Jose wants to run for Mayor of Toronto. We also found out that Jose thinks he's making a movie of his life. Yes that's right, he thinks he's making a movie... Good luck with that Jose.
On Saturday our lovable loser was quiet, but you didn’t think he would let the entire weekend go by without attempting to make himself relevant did you?
On Sunday, just about the time that Pete Carol called time out to ice the kicker, a call that cost Seattle the game, (Don’t ice the kicker! It just gives the long snapper, the lineman, the place holder and the kicker all more time to better prepare themselves!) Jose Canseco was up to his absurd self again tweeting some sick things.
First he rambled for a while about a couple of innocent things trying to grab our attention.
"Dam i live in Vegas now. I love Vegas”
“My new commercial is coming out”
Then he gave us his opinion on last week’s MLB HOF voting (although I didn’t notice anyone asking him for it.)
“How dare Major League Baseball not put those players in the Hall of Fame”
“Those players did exactly what major league baseball wanted and now they will not induct them into the Hall of Fame. Talk about hypocrisy”
“What about the players that are already in the Hall of Fame that used steroids”
“What about the ones that will slip under the radar”
Then he started with the weird shit....
“Don't forget I complete you all of you”
“Damn last night I was playing poker and got a bad beat prison style”
“You know we should all consider having sex Prison style”
I’m just going to let that last tweet go without comment. There really isn’t anything to say that you probably aren’t thinking yourself...
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