Now that we find out that that Carmelo Anthony and his wife La La Vazquez are estranged, this whole topic has been taken to a new level. Not that I think Kevin Garnett is going to tell us anything, but we have to ask. We’d be doing you a disservice if we didn’t. So we’ve reached out to KG to find out if he actually has first hand knowledge about La La tasting like Honey Nut Cheerios.
Don’t look at the page that way, it’s not as farfetched as you might think, particularly if he knew that Melo and La La were separated. Stranger things have definitely happened and no one should be surprised at this point if we find out that Garnet and Vazquez did the nasty, had a fling or have a thing going on.
The strange thing here is not actually the taste. Hey, if Garnett has first hand knowledge, then it is what it is. Some have opined that Melo would have shrugged it off as just trash talk but that since Garnett nailed the taste perfectly, Melo knows that he can’t possibly be just making it up. That’s where my money is and here’s why.
Think about it. If Garnett just pulled that out of his ass in the heat of battle, why Honey Nut Cheerios? Have you walked down the cereal isle in the grocery store lately? Have you seen how many different types of cereal there are? And what exactly does that mean? Was Kevin suggesting that Honey Nut Cheerios has a good taste or bad taste? It kinda depends on what cereal you like doesn’t it? He didn’t choose something bland, he didn’t choose something sugar coated, he went for a specific variation of a specific brand. I don’t think he made up anything. In fact, I think he nailed it!
P.S. – If I were General Mills, I’d do a TV commercial with KG and Honey Nut Cheerios ASAP. They would get a huge bang for their buck no matter what they paid the guy…
I know we posted this yesterday, but the new Katherine Webb song parody: I Wish That I Had AJ’s Girl is worth another listen…