Remember that little incident where Metta World Peace smashed James Harden in the head with his elbow and got suspended seven games for it? And then when Metta World Peace said Harden was a flopper? And then hit on the women of Oklahoma City? Well, in the first quarter of Game 2, a little bit of karma finally arrived.

Chicago White Sox fans watching this game probably had a similar reaction to announcer Kenneth “The Hawk” Harrelson’s. “Please be a home run… oh, it wasn’t, that sucks, I’m mad my team lost.” But most people don’t have that reaction broadcast to millions of people watching at home. That’s why we give thanks for Mr. Harrelson, who wears his emotions on his sleeve.

There isn’t much you can say about this little girl besides, oh my God that is the most adorable little sports fan I’ve ever seen, oh my God, oh my God. Your mouth will remain wide open as she continues to be so freakin’ adorable. And then, as Celtics fans are wont to do, she will say “f–king travel” very loudly. And it will still be adorable.

It looks painful, choppy, terrifying and hectic — but also, totally freakin’ amazing. Colombian downhill mountain biker Marcelo Gutierrez took a ride down 1,000 steps and lived to tell the tale. In fact, he came in second place. Check out the video after the jump.

Shane Doan was thrown out of tonight’s Coyotes-Kings game for a boarding call that made a bloody mess out of Trevor Lewis’ face. But was he the victim of what the NHL would consider a “flop”? Check it out after the jump.

It ain’t easy being an umpire. No matter what you do, somebody is going to hate you. But even when you make bad calls (as umpires inevitably do), you don’t normally have to put up with getting a spiked batting helmet thrown your way. Or a fan’s beer, for that matter. Video after the jump.

The news was like a slap in the face, and I’m not even a Bulls fan. In fact, I hate the Bulls. But what did Derrick Rose do to deserve being on the sidelines for a full year? The basketball gods have dealt the young man a cruel fate. More details after the jump.

With 10 seconds remaining in Game 2, the Sixers were clinging to an unlikely three point lead. The Celtics inbounded the ball, put their play into motion, and suddenly a whistle blew. Okay, a foul, that makes sense. Wait… an offensive foul? On… Kevin Garnett? Game… basically over? We were surprised too. Video after the jump.

It was never going to be a warm welcome — we knew this. That being said, the fans in Oklahoma City really let Metta World Peace have it during the introductions. Was it because he elbowed James Harden in the head? Or was it that he said Harden “flopped” on that play? Video(s) after the jump.