Ray Allen came into the series holding nine playoff three-point shooting records. He now holds eight. And that number will only get smaller after the next game cause Danny Green is reeeedonkulous…

Everybody calm down, it’s a hoax. Well, sort of. American media just overreacted and took this story, um, a bit too seriously. Turns out we aren’t going to war with the Soviet Union — we’re just bad at our jobs. Oops! Details after the jump.

229 yards. That’s how long the 17th hole is at Merion. 1. That’s how many shots Shawn Stefani hit on the hole before moving on to 18 0. That’s, well, the shape of the hole.

Think your dad isn’t the best? Wait until you see this list…

Celebrity isn’t always fun. Sometimes it’s really really really really fun! So why does J-Football want to get the hell out of Texas A&M? Here are the six best theories our in-house social scientists could come up with.

We’ve all done it. Tried to be funny and edgy and just come off as insensitve and offended someone. Here’s the trick: say your sorry, and move on. Don’t try and defend yourself, because it only makes everyone more mad. Guess what Cubby Tees did?

Ocho Klinko just made contact with the outside world 5 days into his jail sentence for touching his lawyer’s butt in court. Probably not the best ambassador for the civilized world, but Terrell Owens did a nice thing and stopped by to say what up, Tweet about it, talk about Chad’s hair. Sounds like an obnoxious sequel to The Shawshank Redmeption.

Spelling sucks, spell checking sucks more, and being corrected for spelling sucks the most (I actually had to look up how to spell “mistake” today). But at some point during the design and/or painting of this dugout, someone should have realized there isn’t a word in the English language with 3 consecutive letters. Unless this is something we aren’t aware of (Colllege? Wherees thhe parrty?) Most likely the dude stenciling it just got in the dredded “L” groove. Once you put down two in a row, you’re already hooked.

This guy still plays in Brazil, but that won’t be for long. Neymar will be as household a name as Ronaldinho in a year (he’s headed to Barcelona.) Brazil ended up beating Japan 3-0 in what is essentially a World Cup dry run. Oh, and Brazil’s President thinks his mic is broken…

When someone tries to be funny and shouts “fried chicken”, everybody loses.