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Posts by Jake O'Donnell
In Celebration Of All This Beautiful Snow We Were Lucky Enough To Get This April, Here’s A Video Of A Jet Engine Snowboard
Don’t be sad, Joakim — snow can be fun! Just strap a giant battery pack to your back and hold onto that electric jet engine for dear life. No…wait, you’re hold it the wrong way. NO! JOAKIM COME BACK! JOAKIMMMMM!!
When is a “How to fix a tire” instructional video not a “How to fix a tire” instructional video? Give up? When it’s a “How to fix Lance Armstrong’s public image one small step at a time” instructional video. Gulp.
Though he may be named Prince, the Texas first baseman is damn near the king of “sucking at baseball” right now. The prince of suck would technically be Billy Butler. See who else can’t put the ball in play in 2014…
Walt Whitman once wrote, “Hucking a friz from a mountain top is EPIC, bro.” Ok, that’s not true — we don’t even know who that is. We do, however, know that this video is pretty mesmerizing if you’re into “stuff” that’s “cool.”
Holy Crap, Someone Please Caption This Photo Of Gronk Double Fisting Beef-Bones So That We Don’t Have To
1436: Johannes Gutenberg invents printing press, which dramatically affects mankind’s ability to disseminate information.
1996-: John Calipari utilizes Gutenberg’s technology to bring light to the sheltered masses.
2014: Fat old white guys on TV don’t give a shit.