Nicolas Colsaerts hit a tee shot that flew out of bounds on the 10th hole of the Volvo World Match Play Championship this weekend. Because golf is weird, the “point of relief” was determined to be inside a bathroom. Puns and giggles ensued for almost four straight minutes.

Somebody needs to set this to a Ke$ha song, or something.

Take this guy, please. No idea what kind of job he has, but based on his pants and the plastic keycard-looking thing attached to his belt, it probably doesn’t involve putting. Yet he can (ostensibly) still find ways to do his work while getting the rush of sinking a big shot.

Tiger Woods: bad person. Tiger Woods: not a bad person. The debate rages on.

It’s especially sad that nobody was surprised.

Sergio accuses Tiger of distracting him. Tiger accuses Sergio of being a pussy. Neither of them are in the lead at The Players Championship. Look on the brightside, fellas! At least he didn’t pull his wiener out like the guy behind homeplate at the Astros game.. Details after the jump.

If someone asks you if you’re a God, you say “yes”. Also, if you swing at a golf ball and miss, say it was a really hard practice swing.

So… let’s make fun of him!