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It is no surprise that Atlanta Braves slugger Justin Upton has provided Fantasy owners with plenty of production. Upton has performed like a number one outfielder, but he especially heated up in the month of August.
Rick Porcello is from New Jersey, so we’re not surprised his reaction to an incredible play in the field by second baseman Ian Kinsler was to scream “That’s my motherfucker, right there!” That’s what it looks like, anyway.
Until someone actually throws the ball into their own mouth, swallowing it, this is the worst of all time.
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