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Bob Costas Needs To Get Laid

Either something is seriously bothering Bob Costas (i.e., a lack of sex) or his deadpan delivery did him a major disservice yesterday when recounting the Mets’ walk-off homer against the Cubs. Did you know that celebrating a walk-off when 14 games under .500 is a sign that Western civilization is on the decline? Let Bob Costas school you.

Projecting a dearth of joy in his own life (perhaps owing to a lack of sex?), Costas ripped the Mets for celebrating their win like they had won “the seventh game of the World Series.” I’m not sure what the Mets were supposed to do after winning a game (bow their heads sullenly, walk off the field, take cold showers, sit quietly in the dark?), but be happy was not one of them. Because if Bob Costas is not happy, no one is happy.

Here is Costas’ epic take down of the Mets during U.S. Open coverage yesterday:

Overreaction much, Bob? I don’t want to speculate more than I already have about your personal life, but maybe you should go get a massage. Sit in an easy chair and watch the sun set over the mountains. Realize that sports are supposed to be about having fun.

Note for the future: If you are joking, crack a smile. Otherwise, go get some action and come back in a better mood.

[Bob's Blitz]

  • Mooshki

    what a jerk. like he could even play any sport, the snide little midget!

  • Anonymous

    Wrong video before you click into this.

  • Anonymous

    Sports media hacks are the absolute bane of society. All that is needed to be one is an ability to do lousy in school, have an appetite to vacuum up food that someone else pays for, and grovel your way into sporting events while declaring that you’re ‘entitled’ to be there. In other words, you are NOT a ‘Rocket Scientist’ in your line of work. And the worst of all sports media hacks are those like Costas, who live a haughty, insular life by using 200 words to describe something that better, smarter people can do in 100. “See? LOOK! Look at the big, flowery words I’m using!!! LOOK!!!” Insufferable.

  • Uptown James

    I thought I was replying to you on DListed and now I’m over here. Disqus me vuelve loco.

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