Brian Wilson’s Beard Rejects $1 Million Offer To Leave Brian Wilson

  • Rick Chandler

I don’t have a lot of experience rejecting $1 million offers, especially when they involve cutting things that will completely grow back. So then it’s hard to fathom what Brian Wilson was thinking when he turned down a million bucks legal tender from to shave his beard.

In fact, he’s added on: that’s a new beard scrunchie.

I’m fully convinced that Wilson talks to his whiskers, and considers them a sentient life form, and that they asked for the scrunchie.

In other news, the former SF Giant made his LA Dodger debut tonight — striking out two and giving up a double in a scoreless ninth.