Fernando Rodney Escapes From Dugout Poop-Cube Unscathed, Welcomed By Teammates

  • Jake O'Donnell

Oakland- There are few things worse than getting stuck in a bathroom. However, there is NOTHING worse than getting stuck in a bathroom frequently used by protein shake chugging, hard partying grown men. Nothing. Rodney seemed cool upon his exit from the crisis, but that could just be the Stockholm syndrome.