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It Still Kind Of Amazes Me That They Even Have Baseball In Colorado

  • Rick Chandler

It’s hotter than Satan’s scrotum right now where I am — they say it may hit 100 on Tuesday in the SF Bay Area. Meanwhile at Coors Field in Denver …

More than a foot of snow overnight. The Rockies are on the road, and back home on Friday to play the Padres, which means that Dinger had better get shoveling. Finally earn your pay, you lazy carpet lizard.

LATER …

Wait, what’s my shovel hitting? What’s buried in left field? … OH MY GOD.

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