You Know It’s Spring Training When Curtis Granderson Is Rubbing Your Butt
Ah, spring training. When else are you going to see new Mets center fielder Curtis Granderson feel up non-roster invitee Scott Moore on the base paths? And by “feel up” I mean “rub his butt and lower back and possibly his gooch.” Not during the regular season, usually.
This is downright pornographic:
Baseball is… coming.