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Kid Plays Small Ball, Steals Souvenir From Attractive Woman


Kids are the worst. They’re messy, they distract you with their adorableness, spend your money, and when a tire needs changing where are they? Yeah, useless. Hot women, on the other hand, are our nation’s most depleted and precious resource.

But even considering all of that, I have to say that I totally approve of the maneuver that this kid pulled off during Thursday’s Twins-Royals game.

We’ve all witnessed so many instances in which adults have stolen baseballs from kids at MLB games, it’s nice to see it happen in reverse for once. See above. Yoink! That ball would have just ended up in her knitting bag anyway.

Nice work, Oliver! Dodger has taught you well.

  • Anonymous

    She’s bummed, that ball had A-Rod’s phone number on it…

  • Tony

    Nice job with all that sexism… smh

  • Vacuoso

    kid’s like, “bitch be gettin her way all the damn TIME! am i, ever in my life, gonna get out of any speeding tickets cuz i’m cute? F*CK no! this one’s MIIIINE!”

  • Anonymous

    Good hands.

  • Anonymous

    reminds me of the squirrels that come out of nowhere to eat the random peanut that I toss out for the birds.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFb6NU1giRA Booker

    Ok, that was hilarious. The ball came and the kid just went: “Whomp!”

  • Ncrdbl1

    In what universe is that stealing????????

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