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Mascot Power Rankings: Spurs Coyote Now A Terrifying Alien Creature Following Collision During Game

The Spurs Coyote was just doing his job annoying people in the stands when Nuggets’ guard Aaron Brooks collided with him in the aisle while chasing a loose ball, knocking the mascot’s eyes akimbo. The Coyote then lost his peepers completely, but to his credit, then acted out the part of a blind mascot to perfection. Let’s go to the video tape.

So Blind Spurs Coyote takes the No. 1 spot in our Mascot Power Rankings for this month.

Meanwhile, this just appeared on Twitter:

No word on what that mascot was. A snake? Pig? Please advise, Richie.

Now here’s the rest of the rankings. Enjoy.

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