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D-Wade’s Ex-Wife Serves Subpoena To Pat Riley At Game 5

Divorce is messy. Especially when you’re as rich as Dwayne Wade. And especially especially when you’ve been with the person since you were 15, and you’re dating Gabrielle Union. Siohvaughn Funches (or at least her legal team) wants Pat Riley to testify regarding the Heat star’s contract. Ya know, so she can properly snag as much basketball cash as possible to raise their children.

What’s that? D-Wade has the kids? And she just got a settlement of $1M plus $35K a month? Oh, so she’s just greedy. K, well, good luck, Siohvaughn (pronounced pissed-off).

Sound kookie so far? Wait until you hear who exactly is trying to serve the supoena:

Process server Chris Yeoman, owner of Gotcha Legal Services, called the Heat “unprofessional.” His servers have tried to hand Riley his subpoena at the American Airlines Arena — to no avail.

Gotcha Legal Services? Get the hell outta here. That’s a real thing that has something to do with the rule of law? Sounds more like a zany prank show that whoopie cushions judges.

According to Florida law, an employer must comply in proceedings that regard an employee’s net worth, as to determine the value of his/her assets, which are then split up. So, after Gotcha Legal made a big stink-noise about getting their man Pat Riley, the Heat legal squad finally allowed the papers to be served at Game 5, and Riley will now be available to testify.

That’s right, some whacky legal crew marched into American Airlines Arena with the intention of serving Pat Riley a subpoena for something he literally has nothing to do with. And they succeeded. America, ladies and gentlemen.

Though D-Wade admits to being “probably a terrible husband,” he probably wishes the stoic too-cool-for-school Pat Riley didn’t have to get involved in the bitter dispute between he and his ex-wife. Imagine having to ask your boss if he could spend a day getting probed in a courtroom. “Hey, um, Pat, quick question. What are you doing Thursday?”

H/T Gossip Extra

  • Geo

    How can anyone expect to live even the most of modest of lives with only $1M and $35k a month? You know she thinks she taught the man how to dunk. She gets 1/2 the credit right? So she better get 1/2 the money. 1/2 I said! HALF! HALLLLLFFFFF!!!!!!

  • Darreell

    Unfortunately, this is another in a long line of examples of how women can use the law to screw men in this country.

  • MiamiFinest

    Dwyane Wade has not paid his wife what he was ordered to pay. He did not pay her $1 million like everyone thinks and he has not paid her $25,000 not $35,000 a month in spousal support. Everyone will see the real D-Wade really soon. There was a big write up in the Miami Herald newspaper that D-Wade is cheating on Gabrielle Union with a Hispanic chick whom rumored to be pregnant. D-Wade and Gabrielle Union is putting on the hits with all their scheduled appointments when it is over with, everything will hit the fan! How you got him, is how you will lose him…my great grandmother loved to say that.

  • Jules

    He has never paid her support even when she had the kids. He won’t even let her see the kids. She is not a gold digger. She was with him before the money. Her mother actually took him in for some time when his mother could not care for him due to her drug use. He is a liar and a cheat. He took her kids away for no good reason. He is abusive and controlling. You need to know the real Wade.

  • Shannon

    I hope by now you have heard the entire story. D-Wade is a cad judging by the way he treated his best friend, wife, and wife’s mother who pulled him out of the gutters at 15 and put a roof over his head and fed him when he didn’t have a pot to piss in.

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