-
Jozy Altidore Sets U.S. Record With Goal, Further Erases Memories Of Landon Donovan
-
The Prancing Elites All-Male Dance Team Will One Day Rule The Sports World
-
Shame Of Miami: Police Called As Heat Fans Who Left Early Pound On Doors To Be Let Back In
-
Think Hitting One R.A. Dickey Knuckleball is Hard? Try Hitting Six At Once
-
FIFA Rules Male Players Can Wear Turbans, Overruling CSA
Father’s Day Math: The Miami Heat Will Win Game 3 Tonight
Reports indicate that tonight is Game 3 of the NBA Finals between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Miami Heat. We’ve read all the articles and researched all the numbers, but have yet to come across definitive statistics that can accurately predict a winner. Well, the search is over.
According to exhaustive Googling, 10 of 15 Miami Heat players are fathers. Conversely, 6 of 15 Oklahoma City Thunder players have children. Because of the rules of Father’s Day karma, Miami’s more prolific child-bearing roster means a Game 3 victory is all but secure for the Heat.*
*Everything in this post is completely irrefutable.
- Filed Under:
- Father's Day
- Game 3
- Miami Heat
- NBA Finals
-
Jcarut00
-
Mike Carp is Out to Prove Everybody Wrong
-
Rare Photos of The Undertaker as a Teenager
-
King's Evans Gets Escort & Groupie Pregnant
-
Kaitlyn Reacts to Her Wardrobe Malfunction
Biggest Hits
-
Joey Crawford Is Refereeing Tonight. The Heat Already Won. There Will Be A Game 7. The NBA Is Rigged.
-
You’re Going To Hate Dustin Johnson After Scoping Out Paulina Gretzky’s Newest Instagram Photos
-
Chris Kluwe Watched That Mermaid Documentary On Discovery Channel And Twitter Hilarity Ensued
-
Shame Of Miami: Police Called As Heat Fans Who Left Early Pound On Doors To Be Let Back In
-
Priced To Move: Chipper Jones Selling 4,500-Sq.-Ft. Mansion, With Car Stables, For Only $3.2 Million
RotoExperts
SportsGrid Store
Hey America
This Derrick Rose print will blow your mind. Don't believe us? Check it out in the store.
WAG Spotting
Follow SportsGrid
Now Tweeting
The Best of Twitter
Ethan Strauss
I don't want to get in a "best point guard" debate. I just believe that Chris Paul from 2007-2009 was a deity.
Holly MacKenzie
using some of these emojis without actually knowing what they mean. this is prob dangerous.
Ethan Strauss
No. RT @WillHarahan whoa whoa whoa.... Tony Parker.
Ethan Strauss
Chris Paul's the greatest PG of the last 2 decades, but I'm not sure that making dumb trades to appease a 28 year old CP3 is sound.
Arash Markazi
... through getting a contract resolution going and signing the people they have to sign."
RSS
Follow SportsGrid