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Golden State Warriors Debut New Uniforms: Who Wore It Best?

by Joe Levine | 2:17 pm, February 23rd, 2013

The Golden State Warriors debuted their new ~~batting practice warmups~~ sleeved uniforms Friday against the San Antonio Spurs. The Warriors managed to fight through these atrocious-looking things to pick the 107-101 victory, but we’re not here for that. We’re here for FASHION.

Let’s take a look at some of the Warriors key players and see who wore these new terrible uniforms best. Keep in mind that no one actually looks good, but maybe someone looks acceptable? Can you look acceptable wrapped in banana-wear? There’s only one way to find out:

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1.Klay Thompson

This is not a good look for Klay Thompson. The yellow just emphasizes his yellow-ish complexion. Between that and his big nose, dude's looking like Big Bird.

2.David Lee

Even David Lee knows he looks clownish. Look at that face. By the way, is it racist if my first thought was "Damn, Austin Croshere in the house."?

3.Harrison Barnes

Harrison Barnes gets some bonus points for the shoes. Interesting combination there. I mean, these uniforms are still straight trash, but he's trying to make it work.

4.Stephen Curry

Steph Curry kind of looks okay, no? I don't know what it is. Maybe because he's shorter than the other guys so there's less jersey to look at? Either way, I've momentarily warmed up to these uniforms. Only momentarily, though.

5.Jarrett Jack

Jarrett Jack is making it work. This actually looks good. Should've known that it would take a dude swaggin' out to make these jerseys look somewhat acceptable. Key word is "somewhat."

All photos via ESPN.com, Getty Images

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RGH

I have to agree with you that the uniforms are ridiculous, but you could have spared us the remark about Klay’s nose! How rude.
Anonymous

Perhaps, but his nose isn’t as noticeable in the normal blue unis. These yellow unis are doing him no favors.
Anonymous

Let’s see…Lee goes 25/22 for a career best. J-Jack has 30pts w/ 10 dimes for a career night. Dubs beat SA for first time in 18 tries. Looks to me like those new uni’s are workin’.
Anonymous

His nose isn’t “big”, it’s Aquiline.