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Hot Sports Take: Kevin Durant Is A Fraud And Will Never Win An NBA Title

I have been on NBA superFRAUD Kevin Durant’s case for a while now. Skip Bayless does yeoman’s work watching over the narrative of LeBron James, spitting hot truths your simple mind can’t handle. But the man can only do so much for humanity, so we must all deal with the force-fed, convenient, false narrative that Durant is a nice, selfless, efficient monster. That couldn’t be further from the truth. That’s why I’m here. To tell you that Kevin Durant is the most fraudulent of frauds, and that the media is feeding you filthy lies about the third-best player on the Oklahoma City Thunder.

The thing is: I’ll admit it. I was wrong about Kevin Durant. But I wasn’t wrong about him being a fraud. Just wrong about the type of fraud he is.

In February, I posited that Kevin Durant only cared about his stats. Then, I reported it as fact, and confirmed it through trusted insider sources. At the time, it was right. But now I realize that I was wrong. So, so wrong. Still, Kevin Durant is even more of a clownfraud than I suspected.

Kevin Durant will never be LeBron James or approach his success, despite his best plagiaristic efforts.

I obtained this report via my sources at Instagram. Look at it and tell me Kevin Durant has the competitive chops to win an NBA Championship. Even you, the feebleminded sports fan, can’t tell me that with a straight face.

So you’re telling me the world’s supposed greatest scorer doesn’t want a scoring title when he has a shot at it? You’re telling me this guy, with the supposed killer instinct gene, doesn’t want his fourth straight scoring title? His jersey might as well say “Fraudurant” on the back.

Was that too much truth for you? Were you able to handle that? I understand if you cover your eyes for the rest of this, but you need to know the truth. Do you believe me yet? I’ve never been wrong, but I do back up my cold-hard truths with cold-hard evidence. Take it from Instagram commenters, arguably the most rational people in the world. You ever heard of a guy named Barack Obama? He’s on Instagram.

Just listen to @paytoncupit.

Man you dumb as hell KD you ain’t winnin the title this year neither!! You need to break all the records with your big ass. Quit bein a bitch an do it @sniperjones35

Or ill_preme.

This ain’t a winners attitude

It’s not.

The list goes on, but my point has been cemented as truth. You can’t hide from the truth; you can’t hide from rational analysis. I’m sorry for that moment of realness, but I’m just telling you what you need to hear. The Thunder will go as far as Derek Fisher takes them, and that’s a fact.


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  • http://twitter.com/11HerbsNSpices Brandon the Average

    What a stupid ass article.

  • John P

    Fire the clown that wrote this. now

  • common sense

    I don’t know why I bother reading these articles. They’re as bad as ESPN’s First Take

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattrud Matt Rudnitsky

    How could you argue with the truth?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattrud Matt Rudnitsky

    You just can’t handle First Take, or the truth.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattrud Matt Rudnitsky

    Fire Sam Presti. now

  • Daren H


  • http://twitter.com/11HerbsNSpices Brandon the Average

    The truth that you are an atrocious writer, how could I ever argue with that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattrud Matt Rudnitsky

    Instagram don’t lie.

  • Matt’s mother

    Ever since the clowns from Roto took over writing, the content on this site is garbage. I do love the way that Matt attacks everyone’s comments in this article for not liking his article. And yeah, this article is fucking stupid.

  • 2 Jiggy

    Troll, troll, troll your boat…

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattrud Matt Rudnitsky

    See: H, Darren. And mom, you could’ve just given me a call!

  • russell westbrook

    Matt this sucked monkey balls…so much so I thought I caught a residual high half way thru and had missed something and started over. But whats worse than the waste of time you call an article is that you troll your own comments…classy. Don’t be mad..UPS is hiring. Douche.

  • Ken

    Too bad you didnt notice the fact he would’ve had to score 70 points in order to get the scoring title. Good research.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattrud Matt Rudnitsky

    If he were a true competitor, he would’ve played and broken Wilt’s record. He is an embarrassment to the league.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattrud Matt Rudnitsky

    Russell, I wish you all the best in the playoffs, personally.



  • Sean

    This article is far from dumb!!! So what if he didnt get the scoring title he doesnt need it. He already won 3 in a row and he can always get it next season if he wants. Right now hes focoused on winning something bigger which is a RING!!!!! Btw if you reply with something dumb like how come he didnt get it last year dnt cuz it took lebron 3 times to get his first ring nd i bet u wernt callin him a fraud then were u.

  • Sphinx_B

    took me a few paragraphs to realize this was a joke

  • someone with a brain

    He didn’t go for the scoring title because the Thunder were already atop of the west with the best record and didn’t want to risk an injury You are an uneducated jerk that has to realize Durant wants the best for his team and not himself.

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