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Michael Beasley Is Selling His Home, Erotic Figurines, And Other Weird Things

by Dylan Murphy | 5:46 pm, August 19th, 2012

Michael Beasley will be a member of the Phoenix Suns next season after signing a three-year, $18 million deal this offseason, so it’s time for him to pack up and get the hell out of Minnesota. But not before he sells a few things (besides his home).

Unfortunately, the estate sale is now over as it ended at 3:00pm central time, but you can still check out the list of many of the things for sale below (with pictures). Draw your own conclusions.

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1.Coffee Table Book!

2.Hand-Painted Asian Lamp With Silk Shade

3.Marble Grapes

4.Wine Fridge

5.Cologne

6.Huge Mirror

7.Margarita Mix

8.Non-Championship Rings

9.Oval Mirror

10.Purses!

11.Antique Buddah Head

12.Candle Holders

13.Currency Calculator

14.Reading!

15.Rims

16.Stuffed Turtle Doll

17.Baseball Glove

18.Erotic Figurine

19.Green Jar

20.Ice Maker

21.Lobster Bowl

22.Yale

Something for everyone. This not-quite-right list wouldn’t be quite so right if it were, say, a normal yard sale. But Michael Beasley is Michael Beasley, and he does Michael Beasley things.

You should really check out Jake Nyberg’s Twitter for his play-by-play analysis of the estate sale, and some other choice tweets and photos.

[Jake Nyberg, via PBT]

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