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The Lakers Reveal Their New 2014 ‘Hollywood Nights’ Jerseys In Over-The-Top YouTube Promo

Not sure how Jeanie Buss gets off equating “black” with “Hollywood” and “hard-working,” but it’s better than just saying “these are cool so pre-order them for $354.99 on our website you dumb piece of shit.” If you think the price is steep, and the promo is a bit garish for an alternate jersey, let us remind you that the Lakers are going to be bad this year, and they need to recoup some of that $76,074,444 they spend on old, dried up ex-stars, with merchandise sales. Because they ain’t makin’ it back with Playoff tickets…

Pre-order them here for $354.99, you dumb piece of shit.

  • vaporware

    This would make a great liner for my Colostomy bag.

  • Robin the Boy Wonder

    I don’t want a black Lakers jersey.

    I don’t want a white Lakers jersey.

    I just want a purple and gold Lakers jersey.

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