NBA

The Many Faces Of Blake Griffin

by Joe Levine | 4:20 pm, December 1st, 2012

Blake Griffin is a man of many faces. They were all on display recently at the Los Angeles Convention Center as Griffin signed many, many autographs for many, many fans. Just picturing myself in Blake’s position made me do about four of the faces on this list already. Poor guy

Let’s take a moment to get to know Blake Griffin a little better by getting more familiar with some of his facial expressions.

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For when Blake feels hopeless. Generally seen when confronted with a never-ending autograph line or when he wants the ball but Jamal Crawford is in the game.

For when Blake thinks you should know better. Generally seen in the Clippers huddle when Vinny Del Negro reveals he called timeout to tell everyone he's proud of them. Now is not the time, Vinny.

For when Blake has had enough of you. Generally seen in the Clippers locker room when he spots adult human Lamar Odom chowing down on Sour Patch Kids before a game. You're going to lose your foot AND the game, Lamar!

For when Blake is not here right now. Generally seen before a highlight reel dunk or when Blake realizes he's been signing autographs for three hours and isn't even halfway done.

For when Blake wishes he was dead. Generally seen when people quote his Kia commercials back to him.

For when Blake has a brain fart. Generally seen when told the Clippers are the road team when playing the Lakers.

When Blake has to bite his tongue and not go off on someone. Generally seen when Donald Sterling shows up in the locker room and calls each player "boy" to their face.

When Blake is confronted with a li'l homey. Generally seen when the Nets are in town and Avery Johnson starts getting too familiar.

When Blake is surprised by something nice. Generally seen after receiving an unexpected pass from Chris Paul or when Deandre Jordan makes a free throw.