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A World In Which Mark Sanchez Wins Games, Gingers Win Super Bowls, And Punters Reign Supreme

  • Matt Rudnitsky

As a Christmas gift to local columnists across America, Brian Burke from Advanced NFL Stats has created “The Sports Column Generator.”

You simply enter which team beat which, and who the Winning Star Player was, as well as the Losing Star Player. Of course, there is no Realism Detector, so I was able to create wonderful columns like these.

Of course, once upon a time, this actually kinda happened.

Still, let’s try something that could actually happen this year. How about a Super Bowl prediction?

Hey, don’t steal these, Woody Paige!

h/t reddit


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