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NFLWeird But True

CAPTION THIS PHOTO: Aaron Hernandez’s Dog House Is Nicer Than Your Human House

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There are no words to describe home awesome it must be to be one of Aaron Hernandez’s dogs.

Police are currently combing through his mansion for evidence (that hasn’t been cleaned/destroyed), which is why we now know that Hernandez should be arrested for giving animals that frequently eat their own poop a home nicer than the one you’re in right now. In all honesty, the scale is the real masterpiece here, so it’s probably not THAT big.

That being said, we want to know what the caption for this photo should be. Please, direct your submissions here.

H/T Fansided

  • Emmet

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but Aaron Hernandez is possibly connected to a murder. I don’t think a lighthearted “caption the dog house” bit is appropriate. Most people don’t find humor in murder. The victim’s family certainly wouldn’t.

  • Jake O’Donnell

    You’re right. I probably should refrain from making jokes about his enormous dog house because he’s being investigated for a possible connection to a murder. While I’m at it, I won’t make jokes about peanut butter because people have fatal allergic to reactions to it. Spare me.

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