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… And The Flaccolantern Shall Light Our Way


There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Flaccolantern.

Joe Flacco wisdom:

1. Being an “elite” quarterback pretty much depends on the health of your wide receivers and offensive line.

2. Conspiracy theory: the lights going out at the Super Bowl was the work of my agent. Mighty Wings, anyone?

3. Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Via.



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