“Sammy Watkins makes one-handed catch after tripping.” In a perfect world, this would mean that the new Bills wide receiver ate a handful of mushrooms, watched his own face melt in the mirror, reconsidered his priorities in a world where God just, like, HAS TO BE REAL, RIGHT, MAN, stared at the sun for like an hour, listened to “Dark Side Of The Moon” in his room on vinyl, laughed uncontrollably at the trees in his front yard… and then made a great catch.
Unfortunately, here in the regular world, the description is meant literally. Still pretty cool:
Watkins is going to be a beast. Just 44 days until football season!