On NFL Total Access tonight, Clinton Portis was on the panel discussing playoff predictions, and after picking the Colts over the Chiefs I thought he was going to talk into his Dick Tracy wristwatch and order the arrest of Flattop and Pruneface.
Clinton Portis is on NFL Network and looks great, as always. pic.twitter.com/IAfGjEFgRi
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But back in the day? Portis was THE KING. Let’s take a look back at the best Clinton Portis characters:
Dr. Do Itch Big.
Dolemite Jenkins. “We gotta score at least three points, or maybe even seven.”