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Daily Show’s John Oliver Hates Tim Tebow Like He Hates Bin Laden (Video)

People either love or hate Tim Tebow and his chaste ways. Some people think Tebow is Damian. Some people think Tebow is a guiding light.

Then there’s Daily Show correspondent and comedian John Oliver, who in this clip explains that he devoutly despises Tebow, the Denver Broncos rookie quarterback.

Here’s Oliver’s routine, in case you can’t watch the video (or need to be convinced to):

“I dislike Robert Mugabe. I hate Tim Tebow. If I was in a room with Tim Tebow and Bin Laden and I had a gun with one bullet in it, I’d shoot Bin Laden. I’m not a monster. But if I had two bullets–I’d shoot Tim Tebow first.

“How dare you thank God before thanking your offensive line…If I was an offensive lineman for Tim Tebow and I heard him thank god instead of thanking me at the end of the game I’d find myself lining up for the following game and say ‘oh Tim I heard your press conference at the end of the game last week, great to hear Jesus get a shoutout. Wasn’t he fantastic for us? Wasn’t God great, especially in that fourth quarter?”

I guess Oliver isn’t a Hanes guy, either.

[h/t The Football Girl via The Big Lead]

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YHD2U3NARCKEWPCYQXUHYIFUJU j j

    F’ng degenerate libtard.

    Try attacking any muslim football players chosen faith… you scumbag piece of s***.

    You best hope(for your sake) if you ever do your little pandering skit in Texas, that I’m not in the audience.

  • guest

    Pretty sad commentary that someone like Tebow who tries to be a positive role model is mocked so viciously.  If he was hanging out in nightclubs chasing women and drinking alot, he would only receive a very tiny fraction of the vitriol he is receiving today.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Myers/100000378254770 Mike Myers

    That’s not very Christian of you, JJ. I think Jesus would turn the other cheek.

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