Eli Manning Admits Peyton Is A Better QB, Worse At Sexing Woman-Ladies

  • Jake O'Donnell

Eli throws exponentially more picks than Peyton — the only statistical category where his number is higher than the elder Manning. Otherwise, it’s an apples and oranges comparison, and Eli will admit as much.

As far as the important stuff is concerned, however, Eli seems pretty confident he’s the superior brother.

Jay Mohr Sports asked the 2-time Super Bowl MVP a series of comparative questions, to which Eli gladly responded. Here’s the transcript.

[Fox Sports Radio]
Mohr: “I’m going to give you a pop quiz, and your answer is either you or Peyton…..”

Mohr: “Who is your mom’s favorite?”

Manning: “Me.”

Mohr: “Who dresses better?”

Manning: “Me.”

Mohr: “Whose is your dad’s favorite?”

Manning: “Peyton.”

Mohr: “Who’s cleaner?”

Manning: “Me.“

Mohr: “Who gives better advice?”

Manning: “Peyton.”

Mohr: “Who reads more?

Manning: “Peyton.”

Mohr: “Who’s a better lover?”

Manning: “Me.”

Mohr: “Who cooks better?”

Manning: “Me.”

Mohr: “Who drives better?”

Manning: “Definitely me.”

Mohr: “Who’s a better quarterback?”

Manning: “Peyton’s got me.”

It’s a great interview, but skip to the five-minute mark to hear Eli’s comprehensive self-comparison to his brother.

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