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Here’s Haloti Ngata In A Giant Sun Costume Screaming At A Helpless Couple

Have you always dreamed of seeing Haloti Ngata dressed as the sun screaming at people while advertising windows? Well, after years of waiting, you can finally fulfill that lifelong goal when you watch this video:

I didn’t know that Baltimore has a “unique climate” that warrants special windows to keep out the heat, but according to Baltimore-area window provider Thompson Creek, it does. And what better way to sell those windows than putting a fat football player in a sun costume? The answer is none. There is no better way. They tried it with a football player who isn’t fat and it wasn’t funny.

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