-
ESPN President John Skipper Isn't Scared Of Fox Sports 1... Should He Be?
-
Terrence Williams' Visit With His Kid Went Really Well, If 'Really Well' Means 'He Brandished A Gun'
-
The Couple Who Douse Each Other With Beer In The Bleachers Together, Stay Together
-
The Top 5 Costumes From San Francisco's 102nd Bay To Breakers Race
-
The Most Feared Latina In Women's Football
Jerry Jones Said “I Want Me Some Glory Hole,” And He Meant It
Sometimes you just have to sit there for a minute (or several), contemplating exactly how you want to go about writing something. Reading that not only did Jerry Jones use the phrase “glory hole” when talking to reporters about the coming season (emphasis on “coming” hehehe nailed it), not only did he then use it again (saying, incredibly, “I want me some glory hole”), proving he meant to use it the first time and generally putting his media session in danger of turning into something like this old Batman comic, but he’s apparently done this a lot? That was one of those times.
One thing to do: see Jones actually saying this stuff for myself, to prove it wasn’t all too good to be true:
Check. Glorious, glorious check. Now what? Well, Cowboys PR man Rich Dalrymple earned his money and reminded the gathered (and understandably snickering) media members that “glory hole” is actually a commonly-used phrase in the oil industry that made Jones rich. And apparently it is. The more you know.
And with that done? Well… I’m stumped. All I can bring myself to do is keep marveling at Jones’ casual use of “glory hole.” I wish I had more jokes for you, but does this even need a joke? It’s Jerry Jones repeatedly saying “glory hole.” There’s nothing I can add to that. Well, except to posit that in the glory hole days Jones references, “I want me some glory hole!” might have been a pretty common exclamation among many members of the Cowboys. And that we hope this all ends with Rob Ryan yelling “I want me some glory hole!” during defensive meetings to fire up his troops.
- Filed Under:
- dallas cowboys
- jerry jones
-
Anonymous
-
Anonymous
-
Anonymous
-
Anonymous
-
Anonymous
-
Anonymous
-
Anonymous
-
Moral Fiber Police
-
Anonymous
-
Coy
-
Anonymous
-
MittROnmeyfan2012
-
Anonymous
-
atlanticxing35k
-
Mike0990
-
VaporLokt
-
Co-sell
-
Alafay4953
-
Alafay4953
-
http://twitter.com/eseamhead Earnest Seamhead
-
She Regrets Flipping Off Remains Loyal Fan
-
Michelle Jenneke Shows Us What She's Got
-
The 13 Hottest Girlfriends of Derek Jeter
-
Michael Phelps Rebounds with Notorious Hollywood Waitress

Ew: WBA Cruiserweight Boxer Denis Lebedev’s Eye Swells To Epic Proportions (SLIDESHOW)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s Estranged Son Ripped His Father In A Surprising And Weird Reddit AMA
RG3 And His Hot Fiancé Request The Most Ridiculous Stuff On Their Wedding Gift Wishlist, Fans Buy It For Them (SLIDESHOW)
Top 5 Best Non-Nudity-Based Costumes From San Francisco’s 102nd Annual Bay To Breakers Race
The Colts Might Sign An Icelandic Weightlifter Who Makes Arnold Schwarzenegger Look Like A Regular-Sized Human

Jemele Hill
Bomani Jones
Ken Fang
Rich Eisen 







RSS
Follow SportsGrid