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Jerry Jones Got Locked Out Of Cowboys’ Locker Room After Loss To Falcons, Pounded On Door In Anger

The Dallas Cowboys lost in a typically Dallas Cowboys manner last night to the Atlanta Falcons, unable to tackle Falcons RB Jacquizz Rodgers on consecutive third downs as the Falcons nearly ran out the entire clock to close out a 19-13 victory. The loss dropped the team to 3-5 on the season, and owner/GM/glory hole-seeker Jerry Jones was fuming.

So he did as any fuming man would and stormed towards the visiting locker room where his band of losers stewed in their own loser-y filth. Too bad the door was locked.

Via NBC5′s Matt Barrie:

We’re hoping that Jason Garrett or a member of his staff intentionally locked Jones out. Because lockouts don’t feel good, Jerry.

We also smell a metaphor here, kinda like this one or this one. Help us pick that metaphor, internet.

[USA Today]

  • Fordf150

    They knew he was there, and didn’t want to hear his mouth. Just go hone Jerry with your bunch of losers.

  • hammer44

    JERRY JERRY,what dick head sell the team and maybe they would win. HAHA not this
    year or any other till you say GOOD F…ING BUY!!!!! lock em out next sun. also dink.

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