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Narrative Update: Kevin Durant Totally Only Cares About His Stats, You Guys

The web roundup for Thursday, January 24. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our starting five.

1. Kevin Durant won’t attempt long buzzer-beaters on nights where he isn’t shooting well.

And you thought Russell Westbrook was the selfish one! [ProBasketballTalk]

2. How big a man does it take to make J.J. Watt look small?

That big. [J.J. Watt's Twitter]

3. O.J. Simpson has “turned gay” in prison.

The National Enquirer, everyone! [National Enquirer]

4. What if Gronk were black?

Is this a legitimate claim? [Twitter]

5. Not sports related, still important.

A viewer’s guide to the State of the Union address; Reporter takes cover from gunfire as officers fire at location believed to be housing alleged cop killer Christopher Dorner (the reporter’s okay); Inside the Battle of Hoth; Owl caught in SUV grill, survives.

Food porn of the day.

“Shrimp Salad with avocado, tortilla strips, cheese and a tangy Chipotle sauce.”

It had me at “tangy chipotle sauce.” It also had me at “shrimp salad,” “avocado,” “tortilla strips,” and “cheese.”

And finally, tonight…

“goats yelling like humans. you’re welcome.” Oh, you’ll never know how thankful we are.

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