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Maryland News Anchor Works Through Complex Emotions After Ravens’ Loss, Should Probably Sit Next Few Plays Out

by Dan Fogarty | 2:51 pm, January 23rd, 2012

This is Marty Bass, a news anchor for WJZ-13 in Maryland. Marty knows what you’re going through, Ravens fans. And he’s here to help.

Yesterday’s heartbreaking loss to the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship was tough. Ask any psychiatrist, and they’ll tell ya. But, look: you woke up this morning, without question, one of the elite. For the last four years, you’ve gone to the playoffs. And when the rubber hits the road, it ain’t a bad thing to be a part of Ravens Nation. Or something.

Look. It sucks. Marty bit through a mouth guard last night. A mouth guard. He’s not even eating solid foods right now. The coffee and water is probably going right through him. But when it’s over, said, and done, where are you, Ravens fans? You’re at the top of the heap. And Bob Kraft’s wife passed away. He had a pretty good day yesterday, all things considered. It’s like when the Koreans beat us in soccer: they had a pretty bad year, too.

Okay, let’s look at the weather.

Wait, what?

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GameOnAnnouncer

I’m pretty sure it’s Marty Bass.
GameOnAnnouncer

“Koreans?” “Forget it, he’s rolling.”
Justin Hillman

Marty BASS
Mr Lynch

If you are the Elite…..Duh..,. You would still be playing, and…………You would have spent alittle more money on a Field Goal Kicker…..Dumbass…..
Anonymous

Fixed — thanks.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Occupy-CrackheadJesus/100003167450746 Occupy CrackheadJesus

WWCHJD? What Would Crackhead Jesus Do? Rectally apply Prilosec to Mr. Marty Bass.
Atlanta Raven

It is Marty Bass, with Don Scott. He is right on!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F7QX4BPJAM6YC6NW4YB2ZPTSKU JB

In the words of Chuck Noll – they “bungled” it. Sorry Ravens – but take solice in – there is only one winner – and it’s not in the AFC North this year. You’ll never win with Flaco (though this game certainly wasn’t his fault).