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Yep. Andrew Perloff (otherwise known as “McLovin”), who is the official blogger for the Dan Patrick Show and a writer for Sports Illustrated, has a unique way to resolve the NFL lockout: commissioner Roger Goodell needs to walk into a room full of union reps and owners and dip his penis into a giant vat of honey.
According to Perloff, the shock of seeing the commissioner dip his no-doubt-extremely-red Goodell into a large container of bee nectar will spur all of the aggrieved parties on an agreement. Fittingly, he calls it “The Honey Strategy.”
Jesus, we really need this lockout to be over.
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