Skinny JaMarcus Russell? Skinny JaMarcus Russell.
The shamans at Test Football got their hands on Fat JaMarcus Russell, performed a magical ceremony titled “Operation Weight Loss,” and four months later, here we are. Meet Skinny JaMarcus Russell, a man carrying fewer pounds than the 265 he did before that time that team decided to pick him above every other player eligible for the NFL Draft. He’s dropped 51 pounds, we’re told.
The jokes were nice while they lasted, Fat JaMarcus Russell.