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Tiki Barber Goes Ahead And Gives America The Green Light To Just Poop On Him Already

Former New York Giants running back and oft-maligned broadcaster Tiki Barber went ahead and gave America the formal go-ahead to just drop trou and let ‘er rip today, ending what was no doubt an uncomfortable “do we or don’t we poop on Tiki Barber” dilemma for the country and ushering in a new period of relations between him and the formerly strained anuses of those around him.

The well-travled dealmaker, who, when we last left him, was makin’ phone calls, wearin’ ties, and offering himself up as a ritual human flag football sacrifice, appeared on the Howard Stern show this morning. Instead of maintaining some air of normalcy, as he tried (and failed) to do during this famously fun Mike Francesa interview, Barber dropped all pretense of being a sane human being and just went ahead and got weird with it.

Via Jimmy Traina, here are two things the future co-host of a radio show literally said on a radio show.

Splendid. Barber’s CBS Sports Radio network show premieres January 2nd.

[Jimmy Traina, The Big Lead]

  • JHop

    Any idea what the questions were before his answers? For the sake of being devil’s advocate, if someone asked him “What would you do if someone pooped on you?” it’d be better PR for Tiki to respond that way than to say he’d murder a whole family. And knowing Howard Stern, that question could actually come up during an interview.

  • Anonymous

    Meanwhile, Ronde didn’t completely crap his own nest and cheat on and abandon his pregnant wife with some young bimbo, might actually make the Hall of Fame in the NFL, and probably is a lot happier… because he’s made better choices.

  • http://twitter.com/theamazingnickg Nick G

    The quote from the tweet “it’s hard to mess up kids. As long as you don’t beat them, they’ll turn out OK.” WTF???” was not a complete quote. He went on and added to it, but that’s not nearly as salacious… Sound like Jimmy Traina has an axe to grind.

  • http://misshowardtv.tumblr.com/ FY Miss Howard TV

    I think some people think they need to be a character of themselves or play themselves up when on the radio or on Stern.

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