He’ll be okay financially, we think. Especially if the Pats just wind up tearing up and re-doing the contract anyway. [SI]
Super Bowl champions will settle for no less than the best. [SB Nation]
This could really hurt A-Rod’s runaway popularity. [The Big Lead]
He’ll be ready for training camp, so long as a cartoon anvil doesn’t fall on it. [PFT]
5. Not sports related, still important.
remember to not leave porn on a classroom projector; politician doesn’t understand why his blackface costume upset some people; a pre-historic continent?; DKNY doesn’t feel like paying people for their work.
“Sometimes you just need a big, juicy burger.”
That time is now.
Hey look! It’s a dude who can catch a cupcake in his mouth.
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