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Vernon Davis Demands New NFL Rule Forbidding Penis Tackling

A new tuck rule, if you will. (Credit Rich Eisen for that line).

It happpened during the 49ers’ game with the Rams on Sunday, as St. Louis’ TJ McDonald grabbed ahold of the only thing available to make a tackle on Davis in the third quarter. Davis left the game, but soon returned, because you don’t want that listed on the injury report.

PROBABLE: Vernon Davis, pulled penis.

  • http://www.massmurdermedia.tv/ MASSMURDERMEDIA

    so are the refs gonna have to say “show me on this doll where you were tackled”?…

  • Anonymous

    Hey. !. . . . illegal ball rotation will be next. . . . .dear god where will it end. ? sounds like this puff is whineing way to much.

  • Jerry Baustian

    The comments on that site are so much better than the comments here.

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